A Warm welcome from Essex Reptile and Amphibian Club.
The Essex Reptile and Amphibian Club was founded over 21 years ago. Our members range from keen hobbyists to experienced breeders. A members meeting is held once a month, giving everyone a chance to share information and stories. There are many knowledgeable members on hand to give advice and guidance, and the club organises various events through-out the year.
To think...and to laugh!
JOKE Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !
PROVERB Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."
- James Bryant Conant
JOKE Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!
FACT Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed and continue living.
PROVERB "If a rich man ate a snake, they would say it was because of his wisdom; if a poor man ate it, they would say it was because of his stupidity."
- Saudi Arabian Proverb
JOKE What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
FACT An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes
JOKE "Hey Frank, are we venomous?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Cause I just bit my tongue!"